I can only recall "Ich habe eine Doppelschwester" from my school days.

Not much use if you want to order a beer and a pizza or look at fish ailments

Well between you and Cathie I think we're sorted - who needs Google! I lied a little about my German, I can do 'I would like a coffee and a cake' but even that's not that helpful seeing as I don't like coffee and can never remember the words for cup of tea

LOL A cup of tea is "tasse tee" I think (?) can't remember if it's masculine or femine though.

I do know "wodka und starkungsmittel, bitte" though. Always handy in an absolute emergency (vodka & tonic, please)

Lets hope the new, revamped JBL Hospital when ready, gives even more pics and references to help everyone undertake some easy diagnosis. This tool/site has been very helpful to date

Admin has sorted it now peeps, so you can relax as it is back to English

Hi everyone, my gold fish have like white spot on her tail but it's different desses. Goldfish have a treatment but look the same.please can help me.thanks